sleep is for the weak  

wheelbreaks-thebutterfly:

otp: *stands next to each other*

me: holy shit

dirkstirfry:

my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know

cupboardgods:

I watch this at least 10 times every time it shows up on my dash

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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facts about bisexuals

bushwasright:

  • bisexuals cannot enter a building without a verbal invitation from the owner
  • bisexuals cannot wade through moving water. however, they can cross over it or under it.
  • garlic may or may not repel bisexuals depending on their nationality.
  • contrary to popular belief, bisexuals will not burst into flames in sunlight. they are merely nocturnal, and while sunlight is disorienting, it will not destroy them

shy-crackers:

rage—prince:

demon—eyes:

marvels-spooky-angel:

demon—eyes:

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

mishasminions:

SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-10)

mishasminions:

SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-10)

2014croatoan:

hungarian:

*third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*

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holyshitballsjessicalange:

coming off the internet and getting back to reality like

holyshitballsjessicalange:

coming off the internet and getting back to reality like

thepacificrimjob:

thepacificrimjob:

this man is a professor at my college 

goddammit mark

badgermoles:

alysanne:

sometimes I think about my own character development

#it’s shit someone should fire my writers

funkylittleboatrace:

ok I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this but I keep thinking about the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the best character in the whole story is only briefly mentioned. We’re given such limited amount of information about the guy that sells Jack the beans. essentially:

  • This guy has access to MAGIC BEANS
  • He either has NO USE for MAGIC BEANS or so many of them that he can just dispose of them
  • He really badly wants a cow

Why is the whole story not about this guy