sleep is for the weak  

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

oh my god  
pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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hunnidthousand:

I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong. 

We’re drunk on a boat in San Diego… What could they expect? - Tyler Hoechlin

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

link6echo:

lemonsharks:

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

on your left

Marvel FTW

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

sterekismydrugofchoice:

lesbianvenom:

kylemarshlovski:

when i die i want teen wolf executive producer jeff davis to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

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oh snap  
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

Just finished Bioshock Infinite. Still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor.